After finally ending his embarrassing failed presidential bid – in which he repeatedly criticized the job of being a U.S. Senator, claimed “I’m not cut out to be a Senator,” and said “the Senate doesn’t attract me” – John Hickenlooper announced he will run for U.S. Senate in Colorado this morning.
“Being a U.S. Senator for Colorado is not a consolation prize. We agree with John Hickenlooper he is ‘not cut out to be a Senator,’ and we intend to litigate his very long and liberal record as a career politician to ensure Coloradans understand why.” -SLF Communications Director Jack Pandol